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All orders are posted via Royal Mail Special 1pm tracked service with £500 insurance.

This is the most secure and discrete method available to our customers in the UK. We have a 99% success rate with absolutely no issues on the first delivery attempt. All orders are posted in a thick bubble wrapped plain white envelope, as can be seen below, with an ebay sticker and fake residential return address. It is also clearly marked as “FRAGILE” and so will be handled accordingly so. There is absolutely no indication of steroids, this website nor the contents on the packaging so absolute discretion is guaranteed!

Here is an example picture of how your goods will arrive:

We are one of, if not THE fastest online company to have your order in your hands the very next day. It is not un-common to have made your order on a Wednesday 3:30pm and for it to arrive the next morning on Thursday by 8am.

All orders require a signature upon delivery and this is to ensure safe reciept by the customer. This also ensures that we know you have safely recieved your goods – which if for any reason you dont and we can see this via the tracking number, then we will re-post again free of charge, at our cost, as many times as need be until you receive your order!

After your order is placed and once payment has been received – you will recieve an automatic email notifying you that payment has been received and allocated against your order and is being processed. Your next email will then be you tracking number so you may track yourself using the ROYAL MAIL TRACKING WEBSITE LINK!

If by any chance your order arrives in a damaged or compromised state, please email us with a photograph and we will immediately re-post again free of charge at our expense – no matter who is at fault. If your order doesnt arrive at all for any reason – please email us and we will also repost again free of charge.

Special Delivery 1pm service by Royal Mail is the most secure and expensive postal method in the UK and is the only service we trust.

Many other websites claim fast delivery, but end up drop shipping or are short of stock and then ends up with the customer having a 10 day wait for your goods! This will never happen with our state of the art stock management system and re-send guarantee so you are completely at peace of mind!